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So go home, and nurse your self-pity through the bottom of a -- you don't even DRINK.

apiphile Oct 15, 2011 20:02

I am gorging myself on internet-ordered Chinese food because today is apparently SELF-INDULGENCE SATURDAY, as evidenced by spending a lot of money on total crap and not doing anything remotely useful. Also shoplifting from Topshop out of, once again, spite and hubris, but let's not get into that (No, let's, because if you decide to send minions to ( Read more... )

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apiphile Sep 13, 2010 23:58

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